Coffinkids: The Second Wave Mask
You only THOUGHT you were prepared to be safe and responsible until now. Feast your eyeballs on the latest Coffinkids: The Second Wave Face Mask! Now you can prevent the spread of nasty germs AND stick out your tongue at people without them knowing. (Also, there's no need to do that. Let's all be nice.)
This face mask is made from a comfortable, elastic fabric with soft loops that fit behind your ears. One size fits most. As a creepy bonus, shipping within the continental US is included!